Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Old Roommate Shit

So I just found this list I kept of weird ass things my old roommate used to do, it's based around facebook updates, so bear with it.

Enjoy! He was a fucking weirdo!

Stevie Smalls' new roommate is sitting on his bed, again, eating a cucumber in the dark, staring at him....for the second night in a row. - Sat at 10:46pm

Stevie Smalls is attempting to listen to his roommate talk about soap operas that he watches on a regular basis...with his mom... - Mon at 1:24pm -

"You know how some people talk to their plants, well I used to play music for (this one) and now it's addicted to the Spice Girls" - Kim, the non-asian roommate.

"My sister is a gross girl, ewwwwww nasty girl, icky girl" - Kim, the non-asian roommate.

Stevie Small's roommate is telling him the history of Wonder Woman - Mon at 1:36am -

As I lie in bed looking at some photos on facebook, he comes and sits on the floor next to my bed, and says "Oh, those look better than what I've been watching"... (He thought I was watching porn, which he was)

As I lie in bed, again, on the computer, he walks into the room and says "Aw. I'm jealous, she gets all the attention" (Refering to my computer)

Walked in tonight and he had his entire telescope taken apart like a gun on the desk in our room....which he then proceeded to spray paint, in an enclosed room, for a period of several hours.

Tonight (August 6th) as I was taking him back to the house, he asked me to drop him off at 7-11 for a "pack of smokes". As I dropped him off, he said he'd walk home, a distance of roughly 3 miles. He got out of the car and walked up to the door, looking around but not going inside. As I drove away, he took off running into the night, towards highway 28. Haven't heard or seen him since

17 comments:

  1. interesting, I didn't know that...

    GTL4life!

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  2. I like your post and I would really like to see more of them

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  3. this is relevant to just what I was thinking about

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  4. how did you put up with all that?

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  5. weird roommate indeed. how did you end up with him

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  6. hahaha, better to don't meet him again, lol

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  7. I hate weird roommates... luckily, my last one was really responsible and respectful

    I have a new post on GTL Everyday :)

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  8. I don't quite know why, but I find this rather interesting. Weird, random events that make me grin

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  9. Very interesting room mate you've got there. I'd watch my back if I were you.

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  10. Kewl story, bra! waiting for updates from you

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